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BREAKUP LINES

This is one topic that always cracks me up whenever it comes up.
When you think you've had enough of your boyfriend or girlfriend and you want your freedom, what lines do you use? Apart from the conventional 'its not you, its me' or 'You are such a nice person and you deserve someone better' lines, I have heard some really fucked up lines. 
'I saw you in my dream with another man and so I'm breaking up with you so you can find that man'. I know it sounds crazy and I can't seem to understand it till today. Hilarious😹😹😹.
Dude, if you are tired of a girl, just tell her you wanna break up cos its not working for you but trying to use your 'dreams' as an escape route is just too low.
Here's another one, 'I don't want to be blocking your way again'. And I'm like so confused.

I posted this topic on nairaland and some of the comments I got made me wanna faint. This is one: Anything I say you accept, you don't argue, I feel you are cheating cos you are way too nice, its over between us. Funny right?
This is another: when I called you won't allow me to listen to ur callertunez! You pick up instantly,! You are anxious and too selfish! Its over. Jesus Christ!!!
I mean all these breakup lines are just stupid and they make the breakup hurt more. 
Maybe people come up with these silly breakup lines because their partners need a solid reason why they are being dumped. What do you think?

Comments

  1. Obinna Nnamdi4 February 2018 at 12:45

    Lolz...I think the dream one is the most excusable... U can't beat that

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  2. Unknown5 February 2018 at 02:50

    Lol. Obi, there are some lines you would hear and the only thing you would want to do is to shoot the person.

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